Nellwodfab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful crab.

Nellwodfab created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellwodfab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellwodfab, he will be very unhappy.

Nellwodfab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nellwodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never paint your feet yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.