Tikyatflow is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic centaur.

Tikyatflow created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikyatflow, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tikyatflow, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tikyatflow's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tikyatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tikyatflow on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tikyatflow loves doves, so they must be honoured.