Bungodpod Fodkiprap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous bat.

Bungodpod Fodkiprap created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungodpod Fodkiprap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bungodpod Fodkiprap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bungodpod Fodkiprap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bungodpod Fodkiprap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Bungodpod Fodkiprap loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear magenta kilts.