Stanpanggedjan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Stanpanggedjan created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanpanggedjan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stanpanggedjan, it will be very unhappy.

Stanpanggedjan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stanpanggedjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stanpanggedjan's priests.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Stanpanggedjan.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.