Fenmobrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty faun.

Fenmobrat created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenmobrat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenmobrat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fenmobrat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fenmobrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Fenmobrat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair green.