Yakmonneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil pigeon.

Yakmonneg created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakmonneg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakmonneg, he will be very unhappy.

Yakmonneg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yakmonneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.