Hudnartgubaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent meerkat.

Hudnartgubaf created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnartgubaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudnartgubaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hudnartgubaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudnartgubaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never skip near birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about asteroids.