Largbosswod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong deer.

Largbosswod created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Largbosswod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Largbosswod, it will turn you into a rock.

Largbosswod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Largbosswod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.