Sandhivmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful parrot.

Sandhivmot created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhivmot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandhivmot, he will cry a lot.

Sandhivmot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sandhivmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always help doves.

5. You must pray to Sandhivmot four times a day.