Xem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable monkey.

Xem created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xem, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Xem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from brown doves, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.