Japgan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful hare.

Japgan created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japgan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Japgan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Japgan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Japgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.