Cidbogjig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful walrus.

Cidbogjig created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbogjig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidbogjig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cidbogjig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cidbogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidbogjig.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Respect your elders.