Fasingdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited deer.

Fasingdud created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasingdud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fasingdud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fasingdud's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fasingdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.