Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective fox.

Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pitbepbigrakfarxenhapsit nine times a day.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away if five voles approach from the north.