Cembessfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless mongoose.

Cembessfud created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cembessfud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cembessfud, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cembessfud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cembessfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing indigo boots.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.