Waptofdab Sad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable wasp.

Waptofdab Sad created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Waptofdab Sad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Waptofdab Sad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Waptofdab Sad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Waptofdab Sad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never hurt goats.