Gabnuttbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain human.

Gabnuttbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabnuttbaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabnuttbaf, he will turn you into a worm.

Gabnuttbaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gabnuttbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.