Appkomflycussand is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish frog.

Appkomflycussand created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Appkomflycussand, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appkomflycussand, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Appkomflycussand's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Appkomflycussand's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Always obey Appkomflycussand's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured snails.