Fun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable toad.

Fun created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fun, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Hide from white eagles for they are unholy.

3. Fun loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.