Gessdanhap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciful rhinoceros.

Gessdanhap created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessdanhap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gessdanhap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gessdanhap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gessdanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if three squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help snakes.