Tarppangjapfly is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage swan.

Tarppangjapfly created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarppangjapfly, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarppangjapfly, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tarppangjapfly's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tarppangjapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.