Ripquamlan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast capybara.

Ripquamlan created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ripquamlan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripquamlan, it will cry a lot.

Ripquamlan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ripquamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if five frogs approach from the south.