Betdumont is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage raccoon.

Betdumont created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdumont, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Betdumont, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Betdumont's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Betdumont's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.