Vadfedrap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy squid.

Vadfedrap created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Vadfedrap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vadfedrap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vadfedrap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vadfedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never think about planets.