Banrowfat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthinking jellyfish.

Banrowfat created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banrowfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Banrowfat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Banrowfat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Banrowfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near birds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Put Banrowfat first in all things.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.