Cidjipruttgup is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish shark.

Cidjipruttgup created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjipruttgup, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidjipruttgup, he will not care at all.

Cidjipruttgup's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cidjipruttgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Cidjipruttgup on top of important buildings.

5. Retreat if three doves approach from the north.