Cisslooplopxemlabnad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful bee.

Cisslooplopxemlabnad created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisslooplopxemlabnad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cisslooplopxemlabnad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cisslooplopxemlabnad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cisslooplopxemlabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cisslooplopxemlabnad.