Buncebtad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving narwhal.

Buncebtad created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buncebtad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buncebtad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Buncebtad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Buncebtad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.