Ditcuddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, staggering eagle.

Ditcuddiss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcuddiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditcuddiss, it will turn you into a dog.

Ditcuddiss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ditcuddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ditcuddiss.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ditcuddiss on top of important buildings.