Cebflabwab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty capybara.

Cebflabwab created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebflabwab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebflabwab, she will turn you into a slug.

Cebflabwab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cebflabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.