Busfedlen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty goblin.

Busfedlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfedlen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busfedlen, it will turn you into a mouse.

Busfedlen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Busfedlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Busfedlen on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Do not make images of living things.