Zodkadgov is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody wasp.

Zodkadgov created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkadgov, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodkadgov, she will be very sad.

Zodkadgov's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zodkadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never laugh near ducks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.