Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate centaur.

Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun, it will turn you into a slug.

Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Benmobvig Bidlabdod Dun loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.