Zedgepgod is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind
sheep.
Zedgepgod created a down quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedgepgod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Zedgepgod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Zedgepgod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Zedgepgod's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. You must never eat tomatoes.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.