Yogfadspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring spider.

Yogfadspag created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfadspag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yogfadspag, it will strike you with lightening.

Yogfadspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yogfadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not take Yogfadspag's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Never pour water over plants.