Hitgidfas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud wasp.

Hitgidfas created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgidfas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hitgidfas, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hitgidfas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hitgidfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Retreat if six sheep approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.