Hit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful warg.

Hit created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.
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