Yikpodyim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered wyvern.

Yikpodyim created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikpodyim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yikpodyim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yikpodyim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yikpodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never bounce near mice.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.