Kopspaglan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing dove.

Kopspaglan created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopspaglan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kopspaglan, it will send you a sign.

Kopspaglan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kopspaglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shirts.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.