Fumhogyat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate scorpion.

Fumhogyat created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumhogyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumhogyat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fumhogyat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fumhogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fumhogyat first in all things.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.