Padarpfag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty fish.

Padarpfag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padarpfag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padarpfag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Padarpfag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Padarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Padarpfag.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.
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