Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate hare.

Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hashunvonkcamnibnegnarvog.