Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating parrot.

Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas, he will make you grow a tail.

Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Likmanquamloopgepvolhenhas' priests.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never eat bark.