Yarrapmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty giraffe.

Yarrapmut created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarrapmut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarrapmut, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarrapmut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yarrapmut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.