Dibflandit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic mole.

Dibflandit created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflandit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dibflandit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dibflandit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dibflandit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.