Mumyikflow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy walrus.

Mumyikflow created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumyikflow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumyikflow, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mumyikflow's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mumyikflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Put Mumyikflow first in all things.