Gidmab is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered
shrew.
Gidmab created a photon six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidmab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gidmab, he will turn you into a hamster.
Gidmab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Gidmab's Holy Commandments1. Eagles are not to be trusted.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Gidmab.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never wear indigo shorts.