Dagtargdag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured armadillo.

Dagtargdag created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Dagtargdag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagtargdag, it will turn you into a goat.

Dagtargdag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dagtargdag's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill voles.