Dobyaklit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful goblin.

Dobyaklit created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobyaklit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobyaklit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dobyaklit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dobyaklit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always obey Dobyaklit's priests.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dobyaklit on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.