Gatqueegfebcub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient naga.

Gatqueegfebcub created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatqueegfebcub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatqueegfebcub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gatqueegfebcub's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gatqueegfebcub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat onions.

3. You must pray to Gatqueegfebcub four times a day.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not speak about limes.